Pyrotechnic oxytocin

Overdosing, polymorphing

Keira, 22, psych grad and healthcare assistant. Consistently obsessed.

myothertardisisonthemun:

shadowsofdarknesss:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

catsbeaversandducks:

By TheDreamGhoul

“HOOMAN PLS INTERVENE”

What kinda rabbit frightens a cat, it’s natural predator? I am scared of that rabbit now…

The cat:

😿

gothsmoak:

Captain? I don’t think so. I want you, guys, to think of me as one of the boys, so tonight I’ll be swapping out my Captain’s hat for my Kangol hat. Call me Raymond.

(Source: ebett)

gothbaseball:

people that are 20+ and still in their “being an asshole is funney xD r u triggered?????” phase are wild to me. how are you a grown ass adult and still not aware there’s no pride in being the physical manifestation of a headache?

jolieing:
“ “ Some Like it Cool, cover art by Robert McGinnis (1962).
” ”

jolieing:

Some Like it Cool, cover art by Robert McGinnis (1962).

chertonis:

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in this house we stan penn badgley who has no time for your romanticizing dangerous white men bullshit

vampireapologist:

Me, seeing one of those decorative stone garden animals: …….how did this happen to you……how can I turn you back………..

heedra:

heedra:

hey did i ever share with you guys the absolute funniest thing i have ever seen a fic description lead with

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autumnj0y:

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

(Source: sedumjoy)

daisysactuallyjewish:
“A mood
”

daisysactuallyjewish:

A mood

(Source: memewhore)

unclefather:

coolcatgroup:

sinkies:

well here’s baby

WHAT IS THAT

It’s baby

gaireach:
“got one thing on my mind
”

gaireach:

got one thing on my mind

(Source: gaireach)

(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace)

(Source: glorywholhero32)

(Source: twitter.com)

(Source: kerirussel)